Military-political server without private. Players are divided into cities, wage wars and trade, build cities.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 853 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 363028 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
