Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	274

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4653	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Emeralds Found:	1059
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	38625
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magic Items Found:	2528
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	259	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mines Excavated:	4535	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	216384	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Zombie Dances:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3636
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	3290
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org