Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4670
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Star Shards Collected: 137 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Gods Slained: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 412
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 53
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4913 New Chunks Explored: 252241
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4515 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 334 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 52 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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