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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1917 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!