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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7072 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 411645 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 123 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!