In the morning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Emeralds Found:	6086	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Rytale Network

Welcome to Rytale! Rytale is a fun server running on the latest version of Minecraft. We currently feature a Towny server with plans to release future servers to the network!

The Towny server offers a variety of plugins, such as jobs, auctions, player warps, MCMMO, cosmetics, and more! We strive to enchance the player experience, while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

Hope to see soon!

IP: play.rytale.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.rytale.net/ Website: https://rytale.net/ Store: https://store.rytale.net/ Rules: https://rules.rytale.net/

play.rytale.net

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5135
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Potions Brewed:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Animals Bred:	134	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5364	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mines Excavated:	3549	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crops Grown:	6708	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gods Slained:	1

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Star Shards Collected:	71
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5987	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29

play.beastsurvival.com:20014

Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crops Grown:	4305
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Animals Bred:	193
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Votes:	787	Magic Items Found:	3140
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crops Grown:	2736
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!