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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4690 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Our server is so cutting-edge, we have villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to trade you diamonds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s weakness. Plus, our Nether realm is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about! Who needs hoverboards and self-driving cars when you can have a pet zombie pigman who moonwalks on command? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the most mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time!