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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2365 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.
Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!
