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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8539 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.
Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!
