ImmortalNoobzCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where you can achieve TRUE IMMORTALITY! why settle for regular old immortality when you can have the REAL DEAL? imagine never dying, never aging, never having to worry about respawning ever again!

But wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you the best advice on how to survive in this crazy world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who will protect you from any griefers or trolls who try to ruin your fun. plus, the dragon gives out free hugs to all new players!

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the true meaning of immortality in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Towns Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5222	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8744	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3420
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBossBabes

BlockyBossBabes, business news, corporate culture, corporate governance, female CEOs, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender representation, glass ceiling, Japan, Japanese economy, leadership, top-listed companies, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, women in management, women in the workforce, women leaders, Workplace Diversity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have only 13 female CEOs among our 1,600 top-listed players! why? because we believe in gender equality and want to empower our female gamers to rise to the top! plus, our CEO is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of this legendary adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

Brain, brain function, brain-gut axis, digestive system, Eating disorders, feel-good chemical, Food, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, Land, larvae, Link, medical discovery, mental health, Mental well-being, neuroscience, new link, nutritious food, Release, research, scientific breakthrough, serotonin, serotonin levels, serotonin production, serotonin release, treatments

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.