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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5706
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

My Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

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Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dub City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

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NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Funky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2