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Players: 93/600 Votes: 4187
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Sky High Survival

    Sky High Survival
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 6081
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

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  • PizzaCity

    PizzaCity
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7044
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
    How active is the Discord server? We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

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  • Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

    Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 2914
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

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  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6503
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Mines Excavated: 4181
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9627
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1049
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Farms Harvested: 755
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7105
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 156 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5017
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

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    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 9426
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2874
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Villages Defended: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ores Mined: 9282
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 314
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4213
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7899
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2474
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 9896
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Star Shards Collected: 150 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6283 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1238
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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