I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	237	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

zipmine.aternos.me

ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	9220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	426
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Star Shards Collected:	63
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crops Grown:	2415	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	1277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Void Armor Forged:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3841
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9921
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	321	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Player Shops & Warps
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	5023
Potions Brewed:	149	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Players:	93/800	Votes:	881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7904