| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8789 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 988 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 223 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4658 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 71 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9328 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5152 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2976 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3289 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9428 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1496 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6082 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6560 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 179 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9354 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 4554 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6252 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 176 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 200 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9743 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2171 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4969 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7319 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 9882 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
