yo yo yo come join dis server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for everyone. our spawn point is a giant disco ball and our mods are actually unicorns in disguise. if you dont join, the ender dragon will come to your house and steal all your cookies. so come on and join the fun, we promise you wont regret it (unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it but who hates fun and happiness amirite?)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Wolfy Spice Mine

    Wolfy Spice Mine
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of a world where Holo the wise wolf reigns supreme! She will guide you through epic quests and challenges, using her mystical powers to help you conquer all obstacles. Plus, rumor has it that she can even summon diamond blocks with a flick of her tail!

    But beware, Holo is not the only magical creature in this realm. You’ll encounter talking cows, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Holo is waiting for you to prove yourself worthy of her wisdom and join her pack of fearless Minecraft warriors.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?

    Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries and absurdities never end! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate secret of who “she” is – and if you figure it out, well, let’s just say there’s a special reward waiting for you. And no, it’s not just a pat on the back.

    Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, if you want to know who “she” is, you better be ready to bring your A-game – and maybe a spare pair of pants.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 7483
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Magic Items Found: 3008
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft

    GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

    Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

    Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

    DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 178 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 474
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

    Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

    So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 249 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Animals Bred: 144
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

    SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Enchantments Applied: 54
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

    Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Animals Bred: 190
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 431 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

    Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!
    So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ores Mined: 4795
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

    2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Ores Mined: 4767 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

    Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!
    Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

    Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

    So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

    Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8121 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

    Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

    Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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