yo yo yo come join dis server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for everyone. our spawn point is a giant disco ball and our mods are actually unicorns in disguise. if you dont join, the ender dragon will come to your house and steal all your cookies. so come on and join the fun, we promise you wont regret it (unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it but who hates fun and happiness amirite?)
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Minecraft Server Overview
Java IP mxmp.eu About the Server:
- 5000×5000 Worldborder to ensure action
- 1 Home allowed per player
- Combat plugin to ensure no combat logging
- Secure offline-mode connection for ease of access
- Competitive community
Join our discord at: https://dsc.gg/markless today!
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server features no P2W elements. When does season 2 start? Season 2 is starting soon, stay tuned for updates! Is cheating allowed on the server? No, the server is equipped with Grim AC to ensure no cheating. How many homes are allowed per player? Each player is allowed to set 1 home. -
Curvy Crafters 1.20.3
Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can find girls with thick thighs that you wanna bang! I mean, who needs 3D graphics when you can have THICC thighs in block form, am I right? Join now for a chance to virtually tap that pixel booty! -
OuchiePain Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.
So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
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CraftyMissileVenture
defense industry collaboration, defense technology, defense manufacturing, missile defense, Defense Contractslol this minecraft server is like a ukraine missile factory but with more explosions and less politics. join us for a wild ride as we launch NASAMS missiles into the sky and blow up creepers like they’re enemy tanks. our joint venture with norway’s kongsberg means we have top-of-the-line missile technology and a never-ending supply of TNT. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate minecraft warzone. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!