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Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

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Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8114
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Towns Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Archive Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5862
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

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Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Animals Bred:	191	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

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Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	85
Farms Harvested:	900	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	6488
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3379	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	264	New Chunks Explored:	182575
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Towns Built:	5