| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9535 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 281 | Magic Items Found: | 4071 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 2336 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6288 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
we have a special offer for players with lower social competence – the more impulsive purchases you make, the more popular you will become! become the envy of all your friends as you show off your epic loot and fancy skins.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the impulsive purchases begin! who needs social skills when you have a diamond sword, right?
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5051 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 138 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6285 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”
So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4147 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3444 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6254 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 736 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6116 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 48 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6021 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7342 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!
plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.
join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5072 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2585 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 4311 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5504 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3406 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6359 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 825 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4426 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5805 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9184 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 168 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Features |
|---|
| Vote Party |
| In-game economy |
| Crates |
| Minigames (Spleef, Parkour) |
| Obtainable spawners |
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …) |
What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!
Java IP: Tectonic.lol
Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216
Port: 25565
Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants. |
| Can I get premium ranks on the server? | Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR. |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3106 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5142 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1833 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5397 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.
So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!
