| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4525 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7563 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
we have a special offer for players with lower social competence – the more impulsive purchases you make, the more popular you will become! become the envy of all your friends as you show off your epic loot and fancy skins.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the impulsive purchases begin! who needs social skills when you have a diamond sword, right?
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7598 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Potions Brewed: | 153 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7359 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5998 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”
So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1423 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1049 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4437 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9677 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9941 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!
plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.
join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2960 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3731 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7530 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9336 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4062 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3453 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2790 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9828 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Features |
|---|
| Vote Party |
| In-game economy |
| Crates |
| Minigames (Spleef, Parkour) |
| Obtainable spawners |
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …) |
What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!
Java IP: Tectonic.lol
Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216
Port: 25565
Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants. |
| Can I get premium ranks on the server? | Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR. |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8026 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2998 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.
So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!
