IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	172
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	528832
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Votes:	1380
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	6654
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mines Excavated:	2928
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	135

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9206
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crops Grown:	3537	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3146
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	483
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4060	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3