Are you tired of listening to boring life advice that you never follow anyways? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the only advice you’ll get is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat! Ignoring this advice will result in being banished to the land of noobs, where you’ll be forced to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for eternity. So come join us for some wacky adventures and ridiculous challenges that will make you question your sanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Enchantments Applied: 138 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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