IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Items Found:	5665

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	5322

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	106
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Towns Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	84
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	112
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5789
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	744724
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!