Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9235

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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