Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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