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Players: |
105/1000 |
Votes: |
7413 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
New Chunks Explored: |
73844 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
5 |
Astral Projections Made: |
4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
5 |
Magic Items Found: |
2430 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
15 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
475 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
5 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday