Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

Active, Adventure, building, Community, COMPLICATED, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu, Idunn, making, Minecraft, multiplayer, play.idunn.one:25565, Plugins, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, specialize, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Emeralds Found:	4829	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crops Grown:	6376	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!

Our Server:
Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!

Features You’ll Love:
Quality of Life Add-Ons:
Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!

Mods:
Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

Wavecraft

active abilities, blocks, Community, competitive, Creative, Enchantments, Farming, Fishing, Furniture, Gear, gear drops, Items, Mining, mobs, Passive abilities, Plugins, RPG, smp, Survival, swearing, Technical, WaveCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Wavecraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Absolutely No P2W	Items that can be bought through the store can be obtained in-game with in-game currency.
No resets, ever	World is over a year old with no plans for map resets.
Custom Items, Tools, Mobs, Furniture	Over 500 custom items, tools, weapons, custom mobs, and furniture to discover.
Family Friendly	No swearing, suitable for all ages.
Pyro Plugins	Custom fishing, farming, and mining plugins with competitions and leaderboards.
Slimefun	Technical plugin that adds new items for grinding and crafting.
AuraSkills	Skills plugin for leveling up and unlocking abilities.
Custom Enchantments	Over 200 custom enchantments for gear enhancement.

IP:

playwavecraft.net

Version:

1.8 – 1.21+

FAQ – Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: Yes, Wavecraft is a family friendly server with no swearing allowed.

Q: Can items be bought with real money?

A: No, items that can be bought through the store can also be obtained in-game with in-game currency.

Q: Are there regular map resets?

A: No, the server has not had a map reset in over a year.

Q: What kind of custom items are available on Wavecraft?

A: Wavecraft offers over 500 custom items including tools, weapons, furniture, and custom mobs.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Wavecraft features plugins such as Slimefun, Pyro Plugins for fishing, farming, and mining, AuraSkills for RPG elements, and custom enchantments.

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1478	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9052	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	997

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4446	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	132908
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	1541
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	8556
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6170	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8199	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	793	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!