IdiotLoveGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

advice, ANECDOTES, arguments, Breakups, Communication, Conflict, DATING, experiences, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotLoveGoneWrong, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Partners, regret, relationship, smp, stupid

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, and everyone had to bow down to them or face the wrath of the potato army. It was bananas!

And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?

Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8767
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Villages Defended:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	147	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6907	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crops Grown:	5636
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	New Chunks Explored:	951729

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2737	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	1284
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crops Grown:	6697	Dimension Hops:	12

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6753	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Star Shards Collected:	290
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mines Excavated:	2289	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	900

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8027	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Mines Excavated:	4894	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Animals Bred:	157
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Emeralds Found:	3245
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!