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IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

New Minecraft Servers

So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Butt Clean Minecraft Server

    Butt Clean Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to explore new ways of self-care and personal hygiene! Forget about soap, we’re all about that water cleanse for a unique scent profile that will leave your enemies drooling…literally.

    Join us for a chance to show off your freshly scented behind in epic PvP battles, where your opponents won’t know what hit them (or rather, what smells so good). Who needs armor when you’ve got a tantalizing aroma that will distract even the most skilled players?

    So come on, dive into our server and let your scent do the talking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract a special someone who appreciates a well-seasoned player. It’s a crazy idea, but hey, in Minecraft, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Finno Ugric Empire Minecraft SMP

    Finno Ugric Empire Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land north of 90o latitude is ruled by the Finno-Ugrics, Ugrics, Uralics, and all our native pals from Russia, Greenland, Canada, and the USA! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. The polar bears are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against rival factions. They may look cute, but trust me, they are fierce warriors.

    2. Our currency is made entirely of ice blocks, because who needs boring old gold coins when you can have frozen currency that melts in your inventory?

    3. The northern lights are our disco lights, and every Saturday night we have a massive dance party under the aurora borealis. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a pack of wolves under the shimmering lights.

    4. Our faction leaders are direct descendants of Santa Claus himself, so you know we’ve got that Christmas magic on our side. Plus, our secret weapon is a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Beat that, other servers!

    So come join us in this icy wonderland, where the cold never bothered us anyway and the adventures are as wild as a blizzard in July. See you there, snow warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Druidical Wyverns SMP

    Druidical Wyverns SMP

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    Welcome to the Druidical Wyvern SMP! An immersive SMP (Survival Multiplayer) experience with a touch of roleplay, set in a modded world filled with magic, adventure, and community-driven gameplay. What We Offer: Survival with a Twist Roleplay Elements Thriving Community Events & Challenges Custom Modpack Join us today! IP Address: 144.217.150.17:25574 Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/druidical-wyvern-modded Let the adventure begin! Feel free to adjust the description to match your server’s exact vibe!

    144.217.150.17:25574

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

    Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, mischief, and plenty of shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident Minecraft experts, Amelia Watson and Dooby. These two are like the dynamic duo of the server, always getting into crazy situations and causing mayhem wherever they go. But hey, that’s what makes the game so much fun, right?

    Amelia is our adorable, dorky angel who will charm you with her wit and humor. And Dooby? Well, let’s just say he’s the master of pranks and never fails to keep us on our toes. Together, they make the perfect team for all your Minecraft escapades.

    So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • All Out War Minecraft SMP

    All Out War Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of peaceful, boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is ALL OUT WAR! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and total chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of players in full diamond armor come charging at you, swords swinging! It’s every player for themselves in this wild, lawless land.

    But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown to bits, “Mob Madness Mondays” where mobs spawn in massive hordes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where gravity is turned off and players can fly around like superheroes.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, join us for ALL OUT WAR! Just be prepared to fight for your life and your loot at every turn.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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