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IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

New Minecraft Servers

So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ruined Life Minecraft Server

    Ruined Life Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Just like how women are all the same (apparently), our server offers a unique and chaotic experience for all players.

    Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of sassiness, wielded by the fierce Queen Enderdragon herself. Or maybe you’re more interested in building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

    And if you ever get bored, just remember that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing that’s consistent is the craziness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Daughter of Santa Minecraft SMP

    Daughter of Santa Minecraft SMP

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    In our Minecraft SMP, we have a server where Santa Claus’s daughter runs the show. She’s tired of the cold North Pole and has decided to set up shop in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join our server and help her build a winter wonderland like no other! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some special presents from her famous dad. So come join us and experience the magic of Christmas all year round!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being haunted by pesky ghosts in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find your inner hero and protect Miko from those spooky specters. Join us and show off your strength as you battle against the forces of the supernatural while also helping Miko with her ghostly dilemma. Who knew saving damsels in distress could be so fun in a blocky world? So grab your sword and armor, and get ready to be the hero Miko needs (and maybe even earn her eternal gratitude)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Struggling Indies Complaining Minecraft SMP

    Struggling Indies Complaining Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of watching indies self-sabotage their own success on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage chaos and craziness! We’ve got players who build roller coasters that lead to nowhere, prank wars that escalate to epic proportions, and secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server out there! Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DILF’s Paradise Minecraft Server

    DILF’s Paradise Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server was literally built by a team of DILFs! That’s right, hot dads with mad building skills came together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.

    Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a dad who can grill a mean burger at the same time. Need help building a castle? Our DILFs will swoop in with their power tools and get the job done in no time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where the DILFs hold dance parties every Saturday night. Get in on the action and show off your best moves while surrounded by ruggedly handsome builders.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew building blocks could be so sexy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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