IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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  • BlockyPhD to Prof

    BlockyPhD to Prof
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

    If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

    Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

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  • Melio

    Melio

    Melio Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameMelio
    VersionJava 1.21.4
    FeaturesNo land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
    LocationWestern US

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

    Q: What is the application process like?

    A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

    Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?

    A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.

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  • SelfieCraft Minecraft Server

    SelfieCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience all the ups and downs of a rollercoaster relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of thinking you’re about to kiss your crush, only to have them shut you down with a “noooooo” at the last second – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Once you’ve navigated the awkwardness of misreading signals, you can look forward to baking the most epic Nutella cheesecake to win a bet for a make-out session. Just be prepared for some mixed signals along the way, like being told your selfies are not welcome after weeks of hooking up – talk about a plot twist!

    So, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance, join our server now and see if you can figure out if you’re the asshole in this crazy love story!

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  • PrisonCraftFraudSquad

    PrisonCraftFraudSquad
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue, just like this crazy credit card saga!

    Imagine a world where your brother’s sketchy plus-sized wife is trying to frame you for credit card fraud in Minecraft! Will you be able to uncover the truth and clear your name, or will you be forever branded as a criminal in the virtual world?

    With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

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  • Addicted2Minecraft SMP

    Addicted2Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like crack but in block form! I swear, I was so addicted to it, I played for like 69 hours straight without even blinking. And get this, I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama in the sky! It was so epic, I had all the other players bowing down to me like I was a Minecraft god or something. Seriously, if you want to experience the ultimate high of blocky bliss, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you have a life or something, in which case, why are you even here? Join us, we have cookies and creepers that explode rainbows!

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