IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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  • BonelessWingCraft

    BonelessWingCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What’s the difference between boneless wings and chicken nuggets?” Join us and uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery while battling dragons, building epic structures, and making friends with talking cows (yes, they exist here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. So come on in and start your adventure today!

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  • GulfOfMexicoCraft

    GulfOfMexicoCraft
    so, you know how trump wants to call it the gulf of america now? well, the mexican president ain’t havin’ it. he’s like, “nah bro, for the entire world it is still the gulf of mexico.” and then he goes and joins this epic minecraft server to show his support for mexico and all things mexican. join us and build a giant taco statue to show your love for mexico too! vamos amigos! 🇲🇽🌮

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  • Prehab Craft: Exercise & Diet

    Prehab Craft: Exercise & Diet
    come join our epic minecraft server where exercising and eating right before surgery will somehow make you a better player! we promise that if you prehabilitate before logging in, you will have fewer creeper explosions, less time spent respawning, and improved loot recovery! our study shows that players who prep for surgery in real life also perform better in the game! so grab your diamond sword and kale smoothie, and get ready for the ultimate prehabilitation experience on our server!

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  • Geyser – Macaroni Land

    Geyser – Macaroni Land

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeSemi-Anarchic Modded
    Supported PlatformsJava and Bedrock
    ModsIncendium, Terralith
    CommunityThriving Discord Community
    SpawnDelightfully Decorated

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    To join the Macaroni Land server, please join our Discord server and familiarize yourself with the roles. Make friends and enjoy the community atmosphere! Join using the vanity link “macaroni” or by clicking here.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features mods such as Incendium and Terralith, adding a unique flair to the gameplay experience.

    Is the server regulated by a moderation team?

    Yes, we have a diligent moderation team that is active around the clock to ensure a well-regulated server environment and minimize disruptions.

    Can I play on both Java and Bedrock platforms?

    Yes, the Macaroni Land server supports both Java and Bedrock platforms for your convenience.

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  • FirstGameMC SMP

    FirstGameMC SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s what this server is like.

    We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with Endermen and have llama races through the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxe jousting tournaments we have every Friday night.

    Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into cake with just a flick of his wand. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world that will give you infinite health and make you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s gooooooo!

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