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IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

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So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Space Pants Adventures

    Space Pants Adventures

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground taco party! Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out, come join the madness now! When I did it, I thought about you guys. Let’s goooooo! 🌟🐲🌮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheFun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HateCraftHideout

    HateCraftHideout

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    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

    Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always dancing, and the zombies have impeccable manners. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building upside down houses and riding pigs into battle.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate treasure?

    So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT-wielding chickens). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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    lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off sexual assaults by creepers and zombies, just like the okinawans fighting off u.s. servicemen! our community is strong and we protect each other like diamond armor, so come join us and be a hero in the virtual world! plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs, so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!

    TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!

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    lol this server is like taiwan building hypersonic missiles that can hit beijing but in minecraft form! come join us for some epic pvp battles and crazy adventures. we have secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers. you never know what you’ll find in our world, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

    SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

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    so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!

    we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!

    plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.

    so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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