So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Enchantments Applied: 282
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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