IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

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So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	146	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Potions Brewed:	51
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Crops Grown:	4803
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BdayBlockBummer

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Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5103	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

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so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	1142	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FatePvP

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FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blockmc Lifesteal

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	8781
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Emeralds Found:	3310

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

>Crafty Kong SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SteroidMC

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SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	239	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.