Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Ores Mined: 3844 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

    Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server
    Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

    Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7218 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • :gt: be me Minecraft SMP

    :gt: be me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MomCantDriveMC

    MomCantDriveMC
    Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

    We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

    So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6055 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

    KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales
    Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

    One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

    And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Mines Excavated: 3802
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • OpportuCraft

    OpportuCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1111 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

    SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server
    so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7544 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

    OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

    So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 475673 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

    LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone
    hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

    not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9314 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Animals Bred: 120

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9968

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Farms Harvested: 860
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Emeralds Found: 1333 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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