| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9891 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2800 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1928 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2879 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6697 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1288 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4918 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4818 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7183 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1105 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9652 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5475 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 156 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7039 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9825 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 211 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1820 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2796 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8820 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 250 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 18 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 447 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9416 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6792 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8959 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| IP | casualminecraft.fun |
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| Bedrock | play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) |
What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8431 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4761 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 9478 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 228 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1061 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3683 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2847 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.
But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?
Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?