IcedSurvival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9673
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	1482	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	526
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crops Grown:	7634	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Potions Brewed:	86
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1936	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1682
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Potions Brewed:	141	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4241	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9392	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crops Grown:	1295

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Farms Harvested:	808

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Towns Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ores Mined:	530	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	617