Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
come join our minecraft server, where the ice caps are melting so fast that the earth is spinning slower than a snail on a treadmill! we’ve got polar bears riding dolphins, penguins doing backflips, and igloos made of pure diamond blocks.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet snowman that shoots lasers out of its carrot nose and a jetpack made of frozen lava. our community is so cool, we once had a snowball fight that lasted for 3 days straight and ended with a giant snowman dance party.
so come on over to our server and experience the wildest climate change you’ve ever seen in minecraft. who needs global warming when you have us?
