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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4501 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4847 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
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we got a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen cookies from the villagers. don’t worry, they don’t mind cuz we give them emeralds in return.
our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of his wand. he once defeated a creeper with a single punch and then danced the macarena on its grave.
join us if u wanna experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bizarre minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave.
