Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing colder than our ice cold biomes is the bang energy drinks we chug while playing. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Join us for some virtual weed farming and relaxation.

Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.

But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Secret Passages Found: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY