Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
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FrozenAssetCraft
lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!” -
Pixelated Love Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where u can find all the sexy players with their hot profile pics. our players love to show off their sexualized facial expressions and u will be sure to find more women doing it than men. it’s a wild world out there in our server, so come join the fun and see for yourself! -
The Drunken Hoof
“Welcome to our new server! It’s a work in progress, but feel free to join and explore with us!” we will be adding a lot more
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