Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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