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| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.
Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.
We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED
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| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.
We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.
Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 202 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.
But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4535 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!
Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
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| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4228 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2393 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 148 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
