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Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Animals Bred:	104

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

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SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Axisland Minecraft server

Anarchy, AxisLand, BUILD, Cheats, Competition, destroy, Development, Events, Fair Play, gameplay, Minecraft, penalties, Rewards, rules, Server, SURVIVE, toxic behavior, world

Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Mines Excavated:	3257
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1881
Animals Bred:	165	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2