I USED TO RULE THE WORLD Minecraft SMP

control, govern, dictator, King, Conquer

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and give out enchanted gear like it’s candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to dance the Macarena and will only explode if you don’t join in. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Minecraft champion.

So if you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

opinion, Fun, NoFunCraft, complaining, nature hikes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

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New Server IP
TireDramaCraft

financial reasons, lyft, TireDramaCraft, adhd, new tire

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

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New Server IP
Age of Blocks

December 31st, Year End, unique fact, time passage, Calendar

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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New Server IP
SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Minigames, Creative, Shop, PvP, Friendly

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

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Festive Craft Realm 1.21

political statement, holiday spirit, Merry Christmas, ivanka trump, Christmas celebration

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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New Server IP

I USED TO RULE THE WORLD Minecraft SMP

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

TireDramaCraft

Age of Blocks

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Festive Craft Realm 1.21