I.T.T. – Insanely Talented Turtles Minecraft SMP

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mines Excavated:	4204
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	271	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2383

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8519

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockBingeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GazaGriefGone

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1500	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SisterSquadDormKick

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Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	38
Villages Defended:	5	Emeralds Found:	9422
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0