Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).

We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Wedding Bells Minecraft SMP

    Wedding Bells Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring weddings in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have weddings every week! That’s right, every player gets married to a chicken in a lavish ceremony complete with diamond rings and cake made out of obsidian. Who needs real love when you can have a chicken spouse in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and rules over all the chicken subjects in the land. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and become a knight of the coop?

    And if weddings and chicken royalty aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as DJ’s, and watch out for the zombie bouncers who will kick you out if you’re not dressed in your best diamond armor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Zion Minecraft Server

    Crafty Zion Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because we have Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein himself on our server, spilling all the tea about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, secret societies, and diamond mining. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s disappearance. Don’t miss out on all the drama and chaos, join now for a server experience like no other!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • > Pre Record Performance Minecraft SMP

    > Pre Record Performance Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs. Our server is so wild that even the mobs are joining in on the fun! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just being zombies, but you get the idea.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have prerecorded performances by famous Minecraft musicians. You’ll swear you’re at a live concert, even though you’re just sitting in front of your computer screen.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server

    Vanilla survival with a small addition to the game. No donation! No lags! No long wipes!

    ⭐Generation: Beautiful and balanced generation of the world, with a slight bias towards fantasy. Minimalistic and beautiful.

    ⭐PvP: in all privates, except: spawn, ender spawn, some boss arenas. Leveling up KDR, top killers, rewards, events, and much more…

    ⭐Enchantments: A few custom enchantments to the standard ones, which are balanced and do not spoil the game mechanics. Unique rewards, event rewards in the form of enchantments, drops of enchantments from bosses.

    ⭐Pets: Buy a pet, name it, upgrade it in battles, put armor on it, and get a powerful assistant on the server in PvP, PvE or events.

    ⭐Skills: UNIQUE leveling system. Develop a warrior, an archer, a barbarian, or whoever you want. Spend talent points only on the necessary skill abilities, make your own unique build and conquer all players with your power!

    ⭐Bosses: Raid Bosses that spawn in arenas scattered around the world, with their own talents and skills, rewards, phases, and more.

    ✌ All this, as well as: adequate admins, large privates, economy, top boards, and future updates are WAITING FOR YOU! ✌

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PixelPasta – Minecraft Server

    PixelPasta – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, Tank Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is so epic that even the Trash Machine from the previous edition couldn’t handle it. That’s right, we’re next level!

    2. We have exclusive spoilers for DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2. Who needs to play the game when you can just join our server and get all the deets?

    3. Want to buy some merch? We’ve got you covered with links to all the Undertale and Deltarune goodies you could ever want. Show off your love for the games in style!

    4. Need some extra content in your life? Look no further than our server, where we have text dumps, screenshots, and even a resurrected Booru. Help us tag those images, it’s a wild ride!

    5. And don’t even get me started on our comic and fangame bins. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server, that’s for sure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Tank Edition is waiting for you!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

    SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4440 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

    Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

    Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

    We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

    And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Look no further, because Successor is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on Successor is actually a llama in a human suit, just waiting to prank unsuspecting newcomers.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of some jealous llama pranks).

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen are actually just misunderstood chefs trying to cook you a delicious meal.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Successor today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – especially when llamas are involved.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server

    I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally better than everyone else. How do we know? Because they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! Join our server and try to beat this player at their own game…if you dare! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from the Minecraft master themselves. So come on, join the server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP

    Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where safes are the hottest topic of conversation! Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, we’re all about discussing the latest in safe technology.

    Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?

    But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.

    And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 😈 DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE 💎 Minecraft server

    😈 DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE 💎 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FREE DONATION GIVEAWAY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ores Mined: 4669

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server

    Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where Malaysian hero Hang Tuah teams up with Hawk Tuah to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles!

    Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.

    So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • City Dwellers Minecraft SMP

    City Dwellers Minecraft SMP
    Tired of the city life with its boring skyscrapers and endless traffic jams? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of pixelated pigs crossing the road!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!

    So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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