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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	137
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	622	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	472	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2057	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4821	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	9614	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2502	Potions Brewed:	57
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6674	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8951	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4770	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8454	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	41
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2