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Coven Official

Adventure, atmosphere, Community, Cooperative, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchantment, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, Friendly, gameplay, Immersive, LICENSED, Magic, Modpack, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelisted

Official server from the author of the Coven resource pack! A small modpack for a pleasant fantasy survival. Access is exclusively for licensed players and whitelisted! All for the sake of the most adequate and pleasant atmosphere.

Join our discord, verify yourself and write your nickname and a little information about yourself in the server section. Good luck!

coven.eternel.eu

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Married Miner Minecraft Server

anger, attraction, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, fawning, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Loss, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, miner, misunderstanding, polaroids, reconciliation, reddit, regret, relationship, self reflection, Server, teenage love

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question your sanity!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of building pixelated worlds while also navigating the complexities of relationships? Our server offers a unique twist where your in-game actions can impact your real-life connections.

Picture this: you stumble upon some old Minecraft screenshots from when you first started playing. Your Minecraft crush from back then is now your in-game spouse, and things start to get steamy. But be careful, one wrong move and your real-life partner might not be too happy about your virtual flirtations.

With drama, humor, and plenty of pixelated adventures, our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity. So why wait? Join now and see where the blocks may fall!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LockedInMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamonds Are Overrated” cult, where members believe that iron is the superior ore. Join them in their quest to cover the entire server in iron blocks, much to the dismay of the diamond enthusiasts.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has a knack for turning players’ houses into giant toilets overnight. Don’t worry, though – it’s all in good fun (unless you’re the one who wakes up to a toilet house, of course).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where chastity cages, prostate orgasms, and giant chicken-pig hybrids coexist in perfect harmony? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

F3 – Vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

The most common Vanilla+ server without donation, located on the territory of the Russian Federation in the city of Moscow, the developers themselves from the same place, but support communication with any international players.

If you have any questions about logging into the server, you can write in Discord.

mine.foreverfunface.ru

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	136
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0