I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4149
Enchantments Applied:	162	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9924
Magic Items Found:	6352	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ores Mined:	5890
Dragon Eggs Found:	3613	Zombie Dances:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Warsade

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2606	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Warsade patch 0.0.0 – The Outcast Invasion Choose your class and discover your abilities! Invite your friends! Create a guild and fight the Outcast Invasion with your friends!

It’s a team-based game with guilds of 10 players.

Skill-based gameplay= many different opportunities to play aggressive, defensive, counter | PVE+PVP

Tank – Shield Healer – Can heal guildmates and themselves Warrior – Damage source = sword Hunter – Damage source = bow Mage – Damage source = snowballs + fireball Each class has additional abilities.

mc.warsade.net

Waffles Enigmatica 6

FTB, Roleplay

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

A small community trying to find more players. This is the Enigmatica 6 modpack with a few added mods. Take caution as you will most likely need 16+ gb of ram.

66.248.195.200

Filler s skyblock

Bukkit, Economy, Skyblock, Spigot

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	818	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8134	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

This is a skyblock worked on by multiple people.

There is a hub, a few shops and even an area where you can fight mobs!

This server is a branch off of Bob and Filler Minigames (Releasing soon!) Iridium Skyblock 1.19 is used to give this server an extra good skyblock. We also use Poweranks for the ability to own ranks (and even show off if you want!) The server runs on spigot/bukkit and is hosted off of my pc, so don’t worry about the server getting hacked.

The buildings around the hub are an Auction house, Shop and Ranks Store.

This server is being actively worked on every day to make sure users may have the best experience.

Credits:

Lots and lots of plugins (Mainly IridiumSkyblock, AuctionMaster and Vault)

FillerMcDiller (me): Managing the plugins/making them work and being the owner.

ChandlerB3010: Built the Auction House and Shop.

MetalMyMario: Built everything else.

You: For playing (hopefully that’s what you have done)

own-cards.at.playit.gg

❤️ SHADOW ⭐ HITECH 1.7.10 ⚡ WIP 22.12 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, HiTech, Industrial Craft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	4746	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

⭐ Free HD skins and HD capes for all players!

⭐ Cases for voting!

⭐ Opportunity to purchase privileges without donating!

⭐ Minimum of prohibited things!

⭐ Self-written mods!

⭐ No premium items!

⭐ European hosting without lags!

⭐ High online and responsive technical support!

⚡ Hitech 1.7.10 is an industrial server on which the main task is to extract resources and automate their processing. Over time, mining tools will become more powerful, and more and more improved processing methods and different variations of energy extraction, different ways of obtaining resources, and multiple development paths will be subject to.

SERVER MODIFICATIONS

Industrial Craft 2 ExperimentalAdvanced Solar PanelsAE2 StuffAFSUApplied Energistics 2BiblioCraftBinnie’s ModsBotanyBuild CraftCarpenter’s BlocksCaseReloadChiselCompact SolarsComputronicsCustom NPCsDraconic EvolutionDragon Radio ModEnder IOExtra Cells 2ForestryForgeMicroblocksGeneticsGliby Voice ChatGraviation SuiteHatsIC2 Backpack HUDIndustrial Craft 2 LegacyIron ChestsJourney MapMinefactory ReloadedMouse TweaksNot Enough ItemsNuclear ControlOpen BlocksOpen ComputersOpenPeripheralAddonOpenSecurityPower UtilsProject RedStatus Effect HUDThermal ExpansionWailazTones[MCS] Dwarven City[MCS] Dwarven EnergisticsDwarven Cosmetics

Totem Anarchy

Anarchy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3170	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Totem Anarchy is a new semi-anarchy server with tpa, sethome and /spawn and crafting dupe, with Illegal and stacked items and optimized game mechanics for the best performance.

167.114.215.231

Alcarnia minecraft

4Fun, Abilities, Achievements, Adventure, Apocalypse, RPG, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Prepare to die! A LOT!

FORGE 1.12.2

Have fun, but don’t be a jerk!

Look for Alcarnia Minecraft in Technic or you can download the modpack clicking on this link below:Alcarnia Minecraft

kawaiidesu.zapto.org:7777

ASTRALIX – NEW GENERATION ANARCHY! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Grief, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Secret Passages Found:	6

? Friends, at the moment, we have carried out a GLOBAL UPDATE,

In which a huge number of bugs have been fixed, and a complete redesign of all menus, new features, new recipes are already waiting for you on the server!

❗Our IP: mc.Astralix.fun (Who does not log in using the first IP)

❗Our IP: mc.Astralix.ru

❗Our website: shop.Astralix.ru (In honor of the opening, 20% discount)

❗Our discord: https://discord.gg/FUjysBsJdd

Everyone has the opportunity to apply for TikTok and YouTube, all detailed information is in our discord server.❗

mc.astralix.fun

Simple Pixelmon Europe

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to the Simple Pixelmon Discord Server. If you’re looking for a Pixelmon server without P2W and lot of useless things you’re not interested in… this is your place.

Just a simple server with the Pixelmon Mod and a nice world to play (In Adventure Mode).

No need for complicated rules… if anyone misbehaves, it’s out.

Note: Administration won’t powerplay or tgive advantages to anyone. No giving items, no teleports, no coords… This is entirely a neutral server. What you do, is what you get.

130.61.200.81

6b6c

Anarchy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Join the best upcoming anarchy server, 6b6c!

We have a great community, high tps, and lots of regular players!

Be sure to join, and even you can make history, (yes you, sitting on your computer instead of having a life).

One click, and you’ll be on your way!

——————- IP: mc.6b6c.ga Version: 1.12.2 ——————-

mc.6b6c.ga

Elgae network

Arena Pvp, Clans, ClanWars, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, Plots, PvP, PvP Survival, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Votes:	4650	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Divine Spears Created:	23

YOUR NEW SURVIVAL SERVER NETWORK!!!

Now for Pirated Minecraft and Original JAVA/MCPE/BEDROCK/XBOX/PS4

MCPEIP: Elgae.net Porta: 19132

Open since 07/07/2022Get ready to be one of the first to join to become the strongest and dominate the server with your clan!

A Server where its biggest objective is competition…

SURVIVAL 1.17 – 1.19.2

– Real seasons system with temperature, when the player has a low temperature he will freeze until he warms up

– Super lightweight custom texture system that does not harm the performance of players with weaker PCs

– Clan System (/clan)

– Event System The main ones in PVP are:Gladiator (pvp all against with kit pre-set by staff)Clan War on Saturday (pvp between clans with the players’ own items)Domination between Clans (Area domination event between clans and active pvp) Daily events such as: TNT Run, Spleef, Splegg, Top Killer, Knockback, sumo, etc.

– Land protection system (/claim)

– Sistema de Parkour (/parkour start)

– Arena for PVP between players (/Arena)

– MCMMO Skill System (/mcmmo)

– Sistema de plots (terrenos 50×50) (/warp plotspawn)

– Box Systems (/boxes)

– Tournament System (/tournaments)

– Player store system (Presented in the initial tutorial)

– Server Store System (/store)

– Auction System (/ah)

– Duel System (/warp duels)

– Battle pass system (/pass)

– System skins (/skin)

– Profession system (Introduced in the initial tutorial)

Elgae.net

Vanillin Minecraft server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the private server “Vanilin”, access to which costs 30 rubles, but you also have the opportunity to get on it by requesting in our Discord channel!

On the server you can become the mayor of your city or live alone on the edge of the world. The server is cross-platform, which means you can play with both Java and Bedrock versions of the game. Also, there are no privates on the server and, accordingly, griefing is prohibited.

If you are playing with the Bedrock version of Minecraft, then you need to log in to Xbox, with Java a license is required!

We wish you a pleasant game and a great mood!

135.181.126.156:25590

FlopCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

FlopCraft aims to officially launch 2023 with 1.20!

At FlopCraft, we are an inclusive LGBTQIA+ Minecraft Server for all LGBTQIA+ gamers and our allies!

What’s FlopCraft About? Well… we started FlopCraft with the idea of creating a safe space for LGBTQIA+ people like ourselves and our allies. We want this server to be almost like a family, a place to escape to when the real world is too much. We want our players to not have to worry about homophobic people, our staff are active and will ensure our players are safe from that sort of negativity. We have a ZERO tolerance of hate of any kind. Just remember, you are never alone. Most of our staff here are also LGBTQIA+. And we want all players to feel welcome and safe!

1.19.1 / 1.8 Combat / Realistic Seasons / Crates / Daily Events / Survival /

play.flopcraft.com

Nebula

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Towns Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our survival multiplayer server! We have backwards compatibility, but we try to stay as updated as possible. Works with both Bedrock and Java players. Please join our Discord or contact one of our moderators in order to be verified! 13+ server. No cracked accounts. English/Español/日本語.

nebula.miguelcr.me

Pyromania

Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

This server is a 1.19 Towny server with custom plugins set up for a group of streamers and anyone who wants to join! We hope you enjoy and think about voting not only for the rewards but also for the chance to attract more players!

198.50.195.36

🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donate for time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types of transport< /p>

— More than 15 types of weapons

— Start Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and clan tops

— No wipes

< p>— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

Still not sure if it’s worth visiting? Okay, now we’ll tell you something else, just to no one, okay?

The “/code boom” team is giving an awesome gift… you’ll definitely like it!

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